The first thing you want to do, after catching a wild rabbit, is to calm the rabbit down. A panicked rabbit does not make for a pleasurable dining experience.

– Jack Handey, “How to Prepare a Wild-Caught Rabbit for a Meal,” What I’d Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats (2008)

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